Sometimes when I see little girls wearing t-shirts with "princess" plastered all over their chests I sigh ... other times I glare at their parents and ponder if they have some kind of death wish. Seriously, do parents actually they are helping their little girls by beating the idea of being a spoiled little princess into their heads?
When did this whole Little Princess shit become ok anyway. Unless your parents are ACTUAL royalty you are NOT a princess. Ok I confess that between the moment you were born and the age of 8 its ok for you to make believe that you are a princess. But at some point in time the reality of your meager existence should be slapped into you.
My biggest beef is with grown ass women behaving like spoiled little children. I'm sure you've seen them ... they're the women running around spending their parents/husbands money and then telling the rest of us how she deserves to do what she wants because she IS a princess and deserves to be treated like one.
The other night I was watching television and there was this woman who wore her tiara for an entire month before her wedding every where she went. She also decided that she needed to get fatter so her initial choice of a wedding dress wouldn't fit her and her parents would be forced to buy her a new one. This is of course after they had already spent 50 thousand dollars on her wedding. Now this sounds absurd enough, a bride choosing to become fatter, but whats more disturbing was her initial size before she started binging on ice cream and fried foods. I mean how much fatter can a beached whale get, and what kind of new dress is she hoping to get ... some kind of parachute in white to drape over herself?
Also the woman in the bridezilla spots, screaming "you're not supposed to look better than me" at her bridesmaids ... pictured below.
Now I ask you ... how the f#$% are you not supposed to look better than this bitch, breathing makes anyone look better than her ... honestly.
I was left to ponder what kind of dumbass man would willingly marry such women. They seemed like nice enough guys, but I got to wonder, what kind of masochists are you to permanently tie yourselves legally and financially to such women. If a man can explain what the attraction is to a "princess" I'm all ears ...
When did this whole Little Princess shit become ok anyway. Unless your parents are ACTUAL royalty you are NOT a princess. Ok I confess that between the moment you were born and the age of 8 its ok for you to make believe that you are a princess. But at some point in time the reality of your meager existence should be slapped into you.
My biggest beef is with grown ass women behaving like spoiled little children. I'm sure you've seen them ... they're the women running around spending their parents/husbands money and then telling the rest of us how she deserves to do what she wants because she IS a princess and deserves to be treated like one.
The other night I was watching television and there was this woman who wore her tiara for an entire month before her wedding every where she went. She also decided that she needed to get fatter so her initial choice of a wedding dress wouldn't fit her and her parents would be forced to buy her a new one. This is of course after they had already spent 50 thousand dollars on her wedding. Now this sounds absurd enough, a bride choosing to become fatter, but whats more disturbing was her initial size before she started binging on ice cream and fried foods. I mean how much fatter can a beached whale get, and what kind of new dress is she hoping to get ... some kind of parachute in white to drape over herself?
Also the woman in the bridezilla spots, screaming "you're not supposed to look better than me" at her bridesmaids ... pictured below.
Now I ask you ... how the f#$% are you not supposed to look better than this bitch, breathing makes anyone look better than her ... honestly.
I was left to ponder what kind of dumbass man would willingly marry such women. They seemed like nice enough guys, but I got to wonder, what kind of masochists are you to permanently tie yourselves legally and financially to such women. If a man can explain what the attraction is to a "princess" I'm all ears ...
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